The new Book Sense bestseller list is up, and Bad Monkeys has jumped seventeen spots from last week. So depending on whether this is an arithmetic or geometric progression, next week it should be either #0 or #8½. I’m not sure which possibility would be cooler. Probably #0, since that implies, in my fevered imagination at least, infinite sales.

(As an aside, I recently discovered that you cannot use a pound sign in a MySpace blog entry. Strange.)