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Still just .193 on Pluto.
As of this morning I have been on Earth 17,167 days. And boy, are my arms tired.
Happy birthday also to Aimee Mann, Pink, Neko Case, Patsy Cline, Peter Sellers, Sid Caeser, Lyndon LaRouche, Antonín Dvořák and Richard the Lionheart.
Gertrude Baines still has me beat by seven decades.
…making me the same age John McCain would be, if this were his 43rd birthday.
I’m 41 today, which leaves just 82 more years to go before I beat the official longevity record.